All I Want For Chistmas Is A U-Haul Drag Bingo Brunch @ Granite Brewery

🎄🏳️‍🌈 ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A U-HAUL: DRAG BRUNCH 🏳️‍🌈🎄

🎶 I don’t want a lot for Christmas… just a girlfriend, matching flannel, and someone to move in with after three dates. 🛻💋

Toronto, it’s time to deck the halls, pack the Subaru, and turn that situationship into a shared lease because All I Want for Christmas Is a U-Haul is coming to Granite Brewery on December 6th! 🎁✨

Whether you’re a gold-star lesbian, a bisexual disaster, a cottage-core girlfriend, or just here for the emotional support flannel, this is YOUR holiday event.

💌 THE SAPPHIC HOLIDAY SURVIVAL GUIDE:

• Bring your situationship. Leave with a U-Haul quote.

• If she says she’s “not ready for a relationship,” she’s probably already made you a Christmas playlist.

• Matching Christmas pyjamas are basically a marriage proposal.

• And remember, lesbians don’t date. They meet once, exchange playlists, and start browsing two-bedroom apartments.

Whether you’re coupled up, single and yearning, or actively trying to figure out if your best friend is flirting with you, come celebrate the most wonderful time of the queer year.

Because baby, all you want for Christmas is a U-Haul… and maybe a girl who can hang a shelf. 🎄🛠️💋

Date & Time: Sunday, December 6th | 12:00 PM

Location: Granite Brewery (245 Eglinton Ave E, Toronto)

Tickets: $15 Early Bird, $20 GA

Menu: A curated brunch buffet featuring all your favourite items! The buffet includes coffee/tea, salads and dessert!

NOTE: Brunch is not included in your ticket price. A $25 minimum spend is required, and a 18% gratuity will be applied to all bills

Age Requirement: This show is all ages!

Cast: Sucka Queen & Guests!

Get ready for a one-of-a-kind Drag Brunch Bingo experience at Granite Brewery! Expect high-energy drag performances, hilarious bingo rounds, and fabulous prizes!

Doors open at 11:30am!

🌟 What to Expect:

✨ Show-stopping drag performances from Sucka and others!

🎱 Bingo games with exciting prizes

💸 Please remember to bring cash to tip the queens!

🪑 Communal seating – purchase tickets in groups to be seated together

🚗 Free parking on-site

Gather your friends, showcase your pride, and come ready to slay! ⚡️🎤🥂

Get your tickets now – seats fill up fast!